SHITCOIN
The Final Bitcoin.
Behind the satire is a real community, real tokenomics, and real momentum. Diamond hands only. Three-ply gang. 💩
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Diamond Hands Only
The Thesis
Why buy $SHITCOIN?
Because Shitcoin isn't just a meme — it's a flush on the old crypto world. Behind the satire is a real, amazing community, with real tokenomics and real momentum.
Shitcoin runs on the Solana blockchain, giving it lightning-fast transactions and ultra-low fees — perfect for our community-led meme coin.
Other coins beg for VC handouts or offer fake utility — we simply let the memes do the talking. 💩
How shit is Shitcoin?
We launched on Solana in the most open, fair way possible. There was no early access for “special people”, no secret investors, and no insanely complicated rules. Everyone had the same chance to jump in from day one.
Shitcoin isn't trying to be some serious tech project — we aren't promising things that we can't commit to like some other meme coins do. It's all about community, making money, and having fun while the price goes up.
Memes became an amazing way to spread the word on cryptos, so if you enjoy a good meme too, you're in the right place to be part of it.
Live Data
The chart. (It only goes up. Probably.)
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Diamond Hands Philosophy
Strategic Constipation 💎
In a market plagued by diarrhea hands, Shitcoin stands firmly for what we call “strategic constipation” — the disciplined art of holding assets despite market pressure to release.
The average crypto trader today suffers from irritable bowel syndrome, selling at the slightest market movement and preventing projects from reaching their full potential.
“It's not hard to do — why are you trying to make quick money when you can build a community and make a lot more money?”
— Shitcoin Founder
When you purchase Shitcoin, you're not merely acquiring digital assets — you're taking a seat on the throne of a movement dedicated to proper crypto digestion. Diamond hands aren't formed overnight, but through consistent pressure and refusal to let go.
Get Started
Snagging $SHITCOIN: How To
Getting your hands on Shitcoin is easy. No complicated hoops to jump through or tech degree required. When you buy, you're joining the community that's done with quick flips and ready to build something that lasts.
Get a Solana Wallet
You'll need a SOL-compatible wallet to hold your precious Shitcoin. We recommend Phantom — it's smooth, secure, and doesn't smell.
Load Up on SOL
Grab some SOL from your favorite exchange and drop it into your wallet. You'll need SOL to fuel your Shitcoin purchase!
Swap for Shitcoin
Use your wallet or a decentralized exchange to swap SOL for $SHITCOIN. You're now part of the poop-powered revolution!
Breaking News
The most refreshingly honest token in crypto history.
In what some are calling the most refreshingly honest development in cryptocurrency history, Shitcoin — The Final Bitcoin has been unveiled to a market desperately in need of regularity.
“People should want to be a community and actually build a coin up and see it up in the millions,” declared Shitcoin's creator. “I am super disappointed in all you guys that rug coins and all you guys that don't know how to build communities.”
Unlike most projects that hide behind technical jargon and empty promises, Shitcoin embraces its identity with a transparency rarely seen in the space. Whether Shitcoin represents the future of cryptocurrency or just another flash in the pan remains to be seen. What's clear is that its approach has struck a chord with investors looking for more than quick pumps and inevitable dumps.
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The throne awaits. No paper hands allowed.